It is my absolute favorite time of the year! Have you watched a scary movie yet? Have you read Horror Is So Gay: Part V pieces yet? Have you PUT UP YOUR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS? My cat decided to terrorize me at approximately midnight on October 1, and at first I thought he was just punishing me for leaving him alone for a day, but then I thought: Hey, maybe he just takes after his mother and loves Halloween and is determined to celebrate it (by biting his mother’s toes while she sleeps) the second it’s October. He was raised by Halloween Lesbians, after all.

Which Lesbian Halloween Decor Are You?

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