Lily’s Team Pick

My mother does not allow our family to go to Walmart because she’s a hippie. That doesn’t stop this website from being both absolutely disgusting and hilarious.


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Lily

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3 Comments

  1. That is SO funny! And not an exaggeration, people do go to Walmart looking like “Hell No!”. Though I have to admit I love Walmart! Its a magical place where you can buy almost anything!

    • I know! My mother would only allow us to go into Walmart if she wanted to feel better about herself by comparing herself to one of the MANY characters one can run into in a South Florida Walmart.
      Of course not everyone who shops there is like that, or even the majority, just those lovely few who make the trip enjoyable.

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