I have to admit, today has been a long one. But I have Mean Girls on the television while I write this, and I have box of Annie’s chocolate bunny grahams. And my friend? That’s not nothing.
Queer as in F*ck You
Kehlani Explains Viral Interaction with Influencer Christian Walker, Says He Harassed Starbucks Workers. Kehlani rides hard for LGBTQ+ Starbucks baristas, and we love an icon who supports queer workers. I really don’t know who this supposed “influencer” Christian Walker is, and I had legitimately never heard of him before earlier this week, when Kehlani went viral across Thee InternetsTM for keeping their cool in a Starbucks parking lot after Walker fully lost his shit over them. I originally didn’t think much to the story to be honest — until today when Kehlani took to their social media to explain that the whole entire mess started because Walker had harassed the local Starbucks workers for their Pride flags!?! Kehlani stepped in, and then Walker turned on Kehlani.
So! I still don’t know who this supposed “Christian Walker” is! But in this house we stan Kehlani (and workers) forever and ever.
Kehlani speaks… & she’s right she did look good af in that video 🤣😍 love an unbothered queen pic.twitter.com/rEyCKUUFrc
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I hate that I know this but Christian Walker is the gay son of Conservative football player turned politician Hershel Walker. The one child he would claim anyway. This kid’s entire schtick is that he’s “not like other gays”.
So does that mean he’s votes republican & is self-hating? Like Peter Theil, but without silicon valley connections?
Yes. And knowing the type of man his father is it seems very obvious that he’s been desperate for his love and attention his entire life. Being a TikTok Republican is apparently a whole grift now. Republicans are always desperate to claim any minority who agrees with them to hold up as their token so it’s easy to get famous and make money going that route.
Gays discrimination is bad for all countries, which prevents any country from progressing.
Gay discrimination is bad for the progress of any country. It must stop!
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