Over the course of building my other gift guide, I began to notice how many cute pieces of art that cute indie artists were making that involved boobs. What I think used to be relegated to the celebration of breast cancer awareness has clearly evolved to become part of a hip, pseudo-feminist, tongue-in-cheek artmaking movement. (I do want to make a note here: there are women who don’t have boobs! and men who do! and folx of all kinds who do and don’t want boobs or have complicated feelings about everything in general or have better taste than me and just think this is dumb. I wanted to do this in a spirit that everyone can be able to celebrate whatever myriad ways boobs are present in their lives, if they feel like it.)
Anyway, the other night, I couldn’t sleep and decided to look further into it. Even I didn’t know how many boob-related things I could just go out and find in the world when I started out, but here we are. Gift some of these to the person in your life that you know would gain the most pleasure out of sipping tea whilst making cishet men uncomfortable.
Also, I threw in some butts. You’re welcome.
Boobs you can wear:
Boobs you can put on your fave jacket:
Boobs to lay your head on
Boobs you can drink out of:
Boobs you can put other things in:
Boobs you can send someone else:
Boobs you can stick everywhere:
Boobs For Your Wall
And some butts: