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Over the course of building my other gift guide, I began to notice how many cute pieces of art that cute indie artists were making that involved boobs. What I think used to be relegated to the celebration of breast cancer awareness has clearly evolved to become part of a hip, pseudo-feminist, tongue-in-cheek artmaking movement. (I do want to make a note here: there are women who don’t have boobs! and men who do! and folx of all kinds who do and don’t want boobs or have complicated feelings about everything in general or have better taste than me and just think this is dumb. I wanted to do this in a spirit that everyone can be able to celebrate whatever myriad ways boobs are present in their lives, if they feel like it.)

Anyway, the other night, I couldn’t sleep and decided to look further into it. Even I didn’t know how many boob-related things I could just go out and find in the world when I started out, but here we are. Gift some of these to the person in your life that you know would gain the most pleasure out of sipping tea whilst making cishet men uncomfortable.

Also, I threw in some butts. You’re welcome.

Boobs you can wear:

Egg Boob shirt by SaggyBee Design

Fried Eggs Boobs Shirt by TheStitchinBabe / Papaya / Avocado

Don’t Stare at My Melons! Bralet by FlossandClay

Nip Slip Cap in Blue Baby by NipSlips

Shiela boobies in half moon shape porcelain necklace by ThingsByBea

Boob Necklace by Melopepo

Boob earrings by CocouSuzette

Porcelain Boob Earrings by asensiblehabit

Small Booby T-Shirt by MaddyVenus

Free The Nipple Shirt by BodyandEnglish

TT Ring by OHME Shop

Boobs you can put on your fave jacket:

Floaties patch by Cocou Suzette

You are Boobiful pin

Limited Edition Booby Enamel Pins by AlexStrangler

Feminist Pinback Pin-Boobies of the World Set by LittleWomanGoods

Egg Patch by SaggyBee Design

Boobies pin by aliciamiranasuebeck

Power Boobies by HOUSEandBaby

Squish Boob Pin by SaggyBee Design

Boob Enamel pins from Coucou Suzette

Egg Boob pin from SaggyBee Design

Minimalist porcelain and brass brooch by monochramatiques

Boobies porcelain ceramic pins by Ollanani

BOOM lapel pin by GoodEffortPress

Boobs shrink plastic pin by itchyco

Boobs to lay your head on

Boobies pillow by goodluckclubshop

Body Parts Pillow by confettiriotshop

Sleep mask by NipNopz (Brown / Tan)

Small Knitted boob by SPILTHdesign

Boobs you can drink out of:

Boob Mugs by Sister Coffee

Classic White & Gold Nipple Boobmugs by PetraliePottery / just white / just pink /pink & gold / gold af / black

Handmade porcelain boob mug by BonnieLongino

Nipplecup by DevoninSpace

You’re the tits french mug by ShopFleurElise

Boob Flask by WolfDaughterdsgn

or, order a custom one from MollyHorton pottery

Boobs you can put other things in:

Boob Tote by Alisha Lucia

Boobie Print Makeup Bag by JodieDoesArt

Sheila – Boobie pattern porcelain planter and tea cup by ThingsByBea

Boob 10oz tote bag by flatlandkitchen

Side Boob Tote Bag by DanielleJohansenArt

Boob planters by Devoninspace

Boob hanging planter by HelloHappyPlants

Boobs you can send someone else:

Boob Note Cards by Pretty Girl Shop

Half a Dozen Mistletoe Boob Cookies by NaughtyCookieBox

I Like Your Boobies Zine by SophieMcPike

Watercolor with Gold Leaf “Sisters Not Twins” Card by JodieDoesArt

You’re the Tits Greeting Card by MishkaMarie

Boobs poster by RebekahErevStudio

We Make a Lovely Pear card by rudooles / avocuddle

Breast Friends card by rudooles

Boobs you can stick everywhere:

Boob stickers by SarahGordonPrint

Boob Planet Sticker by SucchiniPrints

Nipples sticker set by SPILTHdesign

Boob stickers! by controlcenter

Titties Magnets: Blue x Yellow by namnamceramics (also found in red x blue)

Boob Banner by cactusandbones

Set of Breast Cancer Polymer Clay Boob Magnets by PositivePalettes

Boobs For Your Wall

Boobies Brush / Pen / Pencil Holder by Ollanani

Boob Wall Calendar by LizzyDeeStudio

Boob Embroidery Art by ThreadsInstead

Risograph Art Print Peitinhos

And some butts:

Omg so many good butt things by Penelope Gazin

Butt pins by ButtArmy

Butt lapel prin by ATouchofButt

Tiny Bums by Alisha Lucia

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