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Hah! This made me laugh out loud for real.
Haha omg ^^
Always love these, and somehow they just keep getting better and better! So sharp. I hope to be able to buy a foolish child book someday!
Another classic, thank you!
Truly as soon as children learn what a joke is they embark on a years-long journey of pure chaos
Dickennnnnnnnsssss. My nine-year-old has also discovered snark. To be fair, she’s had plenty of role models. :)
so funny and cute
Made the mistake of reading this while having a cuppa. Liquid is now *everywhere*