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Foolish Child #34: Foolish Child Returns!

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Dec 5, 2018
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I am a queer coparenting mama to Dickens Jr. Doodler by day, 911 dispatcher by night. All my favorite shows look better on Tumblr. I am two years and 450K words deep into constructing a fanfic called Ages and I’m never giving up on it. Bering & Wells.

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  • Archie
    December 5, 2018 at 7:23 am

    Yesssssss welcome back!!

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  • Jude
    December 5, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Hooray!! I missed Foolish Child!!!!

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  • Michelle
    December 5, 2018 at 7:49 am

    Yay! Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza, in fact aside from cheese it should be the only topping. Missed you, Foolish Child <3

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  • Lou
    December 5, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Hurray – welcome back!!! Also, the teens I work with literally took a break from talking about their grief to have this exact very important conversation. They finally decided that their group is an inclusive space, welcoming of all pizza toppings!

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    • KaeLyn
      December 7, 2018 at 11:09 am

      The kids are alright.

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  • Jay
    December 5, 2018 at 8:49 am

    Yay! I’m so excited you’re back! Also excited to strongly support and defend pineapple as the best topping

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  • JP
    December 5, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Haha! Team Pineapple on Pizza! Sweet and savory deliciousness.

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  • lemonade
    December 5, 2018 at 10:53 am

    We never have this argument at my house because none of the pizza places we order from even OFFER pineapple on your pizza and I’m realizing I need to find one that does

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  • Ella
    December 5, 2018 at 11:14 am

    Welcome back Dickens! I’m so glad you’re here.

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  • Iarrann mé
    December 5, 2018 at 11:34 am

    So I never dreamed of finding my own community, people I could just be myself around because they would really get me and they’d even share my preferences, and I wouldn’t have to explain or defend or endure weird looks or bigotry or teasing or anything, but wow, here y’all are! I refer, of course, to my love of pineapple on pizza.

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  • thatottergirl
    December 5, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Welcome back, congrats on the tiny pineapple!

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  • Gem
    December 5, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    I’ve never actually met anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza. Perhaps they are myth perpetuated by capitalism, just like heterosexuality?

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    • Meghan
      December 6, 2018 at 10:24 am

      Hard disagree (I can’t stand sweet + savory together)

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  • Darcy
    December 5, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Yayyy Dickens is back!

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  • Al
    December 5, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    team hot peppers and pinnapple on pizza plz.

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  • Noodlesforever
    December 5, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    Thank for you this very cute comic! Welcome back Dickens! Also shoutout to all my pineapple pizza peeps.

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    • Iarrann mé
      December 7, 2018 at 11:57 am

      “Pineapple pizza peeps” is an excellent phrase and I intend to use it at every opportunity.

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      • Chandra
        December 7, 2018 at 12:16 pm

        It sounds like the ungodliest of Easter treats

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  • Luca
    December 5, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    YAY, WELCOME BACK!

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  • Carmen SanDiego
    December 5, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Yeah! Team Pineapple!

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  • Snaelle
    December 5, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    …I’m nervous to admit I’ve never tried it. What if people judge my lack of experience?

    Also yayyy welcome back Dickens!!!

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    • Deli Twotone
      December 6, 2018 at 7:34 am

      Maybe Autostraddle could start a series like Poly Pocket to explore the world of pizza-toppings.

      The series would be called… :-D

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      • Snaelle
        December 6, 2018 at 9:35 am

        Pizzas: how do you like to top?

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      • Emma2711
        December 6, 2018 at 5:06 pm

        @queergirl Comment award!

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  • KaeLyn
    December 7, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Welcome baaaaack! Yay!

    Also very here for pineapple on pizza, a cause of marital stress in my relationship with a staunch pineapple-is-not-a-savory-food partner.

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  • Hallie
    December 10, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Yayyyy welcome back!! Team Pineapple forever!!

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