Do you know how to make Justin Bieber sound good? If you answered “turn up the volume,” that is incorrect. The right answer is: slow down his songs 800%. Then he sounds like Sigur Ros, and your hipster heart can be happy.
Here’s Nick Pittsinger’s version of “U Smile,” really, really slowly:
As Gawker puts it, it’s “for the next time you’re super stoned and don’t have the Gladiator soundtrack with you.”