Quiz: Which Archetypal Queer Holiday Gift Are You?

Happy holigays to you! As a gift, I have prepared this quiz! I give you this gift every Sunday, but this one feels gift-ier, because it’s a quiz ABOUT gifts! Hope you enjoy!

Which Archetypical Queer Holiday Gift Are You?

What of the following would you be the most likely to make?(Required)
What’s a gift you would like to give to a friend?(Required)
What’s a practical gift you would like to receive?(Required)
Which of the following would you most like to dress up as for Halloween?(Required)
Which of the following best describes a book you would want to read?(Required)
Pick a queer film:(Required)
Which queer event would you be most likely to attend?(Required)
What sounds like the best kind of trip?(Required)
Which winter activity would you like to do today if you could?(Required)
Pick a soup:(Required)
Pick a wintry mocktail flavor combination:(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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11 Comments

  3. Dyke made pottery! “ This result means you are a little fancy but not so much as to be obnoxious. You like to treat your friends to the finer things!” – this is bang on the money, not one but four people are getting a form of dyke made art piece this very season!

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  7. Vlees & Co Arnhem is dé plek om te genieten van een heerlijk diner. Wij wisselen minstens vier keer per jaar onze kaart om u blij te kunnen maken met de mooiste gerechten.
    Op onze menukaart vindt u steaks van verschillende runderrassen, zoals USA Prime Black Angus, het beste Black Angus van de wereld. Schots PGI Angus, top vlees uit Schotland. En ons pronkstuk: het originele Japanse Wagyu A4, uit de Gunma prefectuur.
    Vlees & Co Arnhem

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  8. i want to watch the movie based on this quiz. i loved all the questions and wished i could choose multiple responses! that “what winter activity would you do today if you could” was such a dream, I WANT ALL OF THOSE!!!
    being a Florida baby, I am fascinated by snow and want to play in it as much as i can, and do all the quinteSNOWtial (quintessential) winter/snow things! unfortunately, while i no longer live in florida, i now live in a place where it rains more than it snows, and when it does snow, it turns to slush and ice :(
    i want a big fun snow day with friends AND my lover — I want more response options to include both instead of one or the other, why do i need to choose between my friends and my lover? D:
    anyway, i’m a bad@$$ bitch, i mean witch, aka a homemade candle, knowing me the candle will be made out of waxed corn husks from corn i grew alongside a bunch of other queer POC farmers/herbalists/witches/bad@$$ bitches/ land tenders <3

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