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“hi! how are you?”
“are u asking this for real or are u asking this because it’s a social norm”
“…”
“like how much time u got”
Ah man small talk. The worst.
I’m glad for the reminder, though my first full pregnancy was not too bad… I have baby rabies big time and I thought I’d never want to go through it again but now I got amnesia about gestating a human and I’m ready to go again.