Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…
20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs
haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger
do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!
i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants
totally eating you out later
this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle
nope, still not into men
not really sure what to say about this, besides ‘nice scarf’
they look just like my girlfriend’s
i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs
omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0
yay giant boxes!
i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper
hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco
if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”
don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians
later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit
oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!
thanks so much, ok cupid
for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!
actually, this is pretty straightforward
Oh my god.
You really took me down at “thanks so much, ok cupid.”
Please, someone make lesbian okcupid testimonial commercials in the style of that photo.
That is all I want for Christmas.
Oh god, the one on the right looks SO BORED.
“I’m… I’m just waiting until after the holidays to break up with her, k? She just looks so pretty with that tiny Santa hat falling off her head!”
Nailed it!
The last one I didn’t get. How are they lesbians? Obviously they are just friends who like their hands in close proximity of one another’s behinds.
it’s possibly the straightest photo on the list
(i’m serious)
lololol “THIS BOW IS JUST A SNEAK PREVIEW OF WHAT’S LURKING BEHIND THIS GIGANTIC BELT BUCKLE”
Could it possibly bring a whole new meaning to *packing* your Christmas gifts?
OK that was a horrible joke. I’m going to go hide in shame now.
No way that last one is stock photography.
Riese, I too thought that was the straightest photo of the bunch (no seriously)
And then the dirty part of me said no wait a second she is gunna use that candy cane on her gf as an early Christmas present..
I am conflicted.
I love # 4&6.
#9 –
Dear Santa,
May I please have the shoes on the left??
Oh, and the legs. Maybe just the whole girl?
Feel free to avoid the whole under-the-tree thing and just drop her off in my bed. kthx.
Merry Christmas.
Love,
Kimberly.
I love the fisting one, it’s hilarious. Completely impressed with whoever came up with that caption.
I agree! I literally laughed out loud XD
thanks! :-)
I found this article during the Christmas Eve sermon at church and proceeded to read it on my phone. Best sermon ever! Thank you baby Jesus!
Baby Lesbian Jesus?
(I probably should not make that joke on Christmas.)
It’s like having two Lesbosexy Sundays in one week. Thanks Autostraddle!
this was just delightful.
The only thing gayer is all the stock photography of women eating salad and laughing. (http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/)
giant boxes, i cant
Is it bad that I keep picturing the “now kiss” meme for each one of these?