Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…
20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs
![haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/80488323.jpg?resize=359%2C478)
haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger
![do you want to make this a triad or not, velma?!!!](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas3.jpg?resize=507%2C338)
do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!
![i'll give you a hint - it isn't pants](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas1.jpg?resize=359%2C477)
i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants
![totally eating you out later](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/78815260.jpg?resize=413%2C413)
totally eating you out later
![this bow is just a sneak preview of what's lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/qs0stined00541r_uc.jpg?resize=248%2C384)
this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle
![nope, still not into men](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas6.jpg?resize=507%2C338)
nope, still not into men
![they look just like my girlfriend's](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas7.jpg?resize=414%2C414)
they look just like my girlfriend’s
![i've got a secret santa present for you between my legs](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas2.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs
![omg petals](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas5.jpg?resize=338%2C507)
omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0
![yay boxes!](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/157509685.jpg?resize=338%2C507)
yay giant boxes!
![i'm sorry this shit just isn't dapper](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/157686503.jpg?resize=507%2C338)
i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper
![i sure hope she's ready for coco](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/11090613.jpg?resize=640%2C426)
hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco
![if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's "christmas (baby please come home)"](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/125976639.jpg?resize=338%2C507)
if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”
![fit for a femme](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xxxxxmas.jpg?resize=580%2C871)
don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians
![later let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/88296109.jpg?resize=477%2C360)
later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit
![oh my god it's twice the size of our mr. bendy!!](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/157429247.jpg?resize=338%2C507)
oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!
![thanks so much, ok cupid](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xxxmas8.jpg?resize=640%2C426)
thanks so much, ok cupid
![for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/yahyyyy.jpg?resize=421%2C640)
for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!
![actually this is pretty straightforward](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xxmas3.jpg?resize=426%2C640)
actually, this is pretty straightforward
Oh my god.
You really took me down at “thanks so much, ok cupid.”
Please, someone make lesbian okcupid testimonial commercials in the style of that photo.
That is all I want for Christmas.
Oh god, the one on the right looks SO BORED.
“I’m… I’m just waiting until after the holidays to break up with her, k? She just looks so pretty with that tiny Santa hat falling off her head!”
Nailed it!
The last one I didn’t get. How are they lesbians? Obviously they are just friends who like their hands in close proximity of one another’s behinds.
it’s possibly the straightest photo on the list
(i’m serious)
lololol “THIS BOW IS JUST A SNEAK PREVIEW OF WHAT’S LURKING BEHIND THIS GIGANTIC BELT BUCKLE”
Could it possibly bring a whole new meaning to *packing* your Christmas gifts?
OK that was a horrible joke. I’m going to go hide in shame now.
No way that last one is stock photography.
Riese, I too thought that was the straightest photo of the bunch (no seriously)
And then the dirty part of me said no wait a second she is gunna use that candy cane on her gf as an early Christmas present..
I am conflicted.
I love # 4&6.
#9 –
Dear Santa,
May I please have the shoes on the left??
Oh, and the legs. Maybe just the whole girl?
Feel free to avoid the whole under-the-tree thing and just drop her off in my bed. kthx.
Merry Christmas.
Love,
Kimberly.
I love the fisting one, it’s hilarious. Completely impressed with whoever came up with that caption.
I agree! I literally laughed out loud XD
thanks! :-)
I found this article during the Christmas Eve sermon at church and proceeded to read it on my phone. Best sermon ever! Thank you baby Jesus!
Baby Lesbian Jesus?
(I probably should not make that joke on Christmas.)
It’s like having two Lesbosexy Sundays in one week. Thanks Autostraddle!
this was just delightful.
The only thing gayer is all the stock photography of women eating salad and laughing. (http://womenlaughingalonewithsalad.tumblr.com/)
giant boxes, i cant
Is it bad that I keep picturing the “now kiss” meme for each one of these?