20 Lesbionic Homoerotic Christmas Stock Photographs

Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…

20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

do you want to make this a triad or not, velma?!!!

do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!

i'll give you a hint - it isn't pants

i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants

totally eating you out later

totally eating you out later

this bow is just a sneak preview of what's lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

nope, still not into men

nope, still not into men

i'm really not sure what to say about this

not really sure what to say about this, besides ‘nice scarf’

they look just like my girlfriend's

they look just like my girlfriend’s

i've got a secret santa present for you between my legs

i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs

omg petals

omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0

yay boxes!

yay giant boxes!

i'm sorry this shit just isn't dapper

i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper

i sure hope she's ready for coco

hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco

if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's "christmas (baby please come home)"

if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”

fit for a femme

don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians

later let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

oh my god it's twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

thanks so much, ok cupid

thanks so much, ok cupid

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

actually this is pretty straightforward

actually, this is pretty straightforward

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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20 Comments

  1. Oh my god.
    You really took me down at “thanks so much, ok cupid.”

    Please, someone make lesbian okcupid testimonial commercials in the style of that photo.

    That is all I want for Christmas.

    • Oh god, the one on the right looks SO BORED.

      “I’m… I’m just waiting until after the holidays to break up with her, k? She just looks so pretty with that tiny Santa hat falling off her head!”

  2. The last one I didn’t get. How are they lesbians? Obviously they are just friends who like their hands in close proximity of one another’s behinds.

    • Could it possibly bring a whole new meaning to *packing* your Christmas gifts?

      OK that was a horrible joke. I’m going to go hide in shame now.

  3. Riese, I too thought that was the straightest photo of the bunch (no seriously)

    And then the dirty part of me said no wait a second she is gunna use that candy cane on her gf as an early Christmas present..

    I am conflicted.

  4. I love # 4&6.

    #9 –
    Dear Santa,
    May I please have the shoes on the left??
    Oh, and the legs. Maybe just the whole girl?
    Feel free to avoid the whole under-the-tree thing and just drop her off in my bed. kthx.
    Merry Christmas.

    Love,
    Kimberly.

  5. I found this article during the Christmas Eve sermon at church and proceeded to read it on my phone. Best sermon ever! Thank you baby Jesus!

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