It seems to be a thing of some kind.
- barking at the ape
- bird washing
- gorilla in the washing machine
- growling at the badger
- munching the bearded clam
- clam lapping
- clam diving
- anything to do with clams, really
- pug noshing
- smoking the fur
- licking the beaver
- cleaning the cage out
- cleaning the fish tank
- monster munching
- eating squirrel
- kissing the Wookiee
All found in Outbursts!: A Gay and Lesbian Erotic Thesaurus, by A.D. Peterkin, and on cakeandcunnilingus.com.
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still REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT GORILLA IN A WASHING MACHINE YOU GUYS.
am i doing it wrong?
Try visualizing a front loading one.
okay, where does the gorilla come in, probably the gorilla will get really upset, does the gorilla know sign language? this seems cruel.
So this makes me the gorilla? Should I offended? But she’s the washing machine? So she should be more offended? Is there a Jane Goodall joke somewhere in here? Always confused.
Isn’t it the other way around? Wouldn’t you be the washing machine and she’d be the gorilla? Because of, well, circles? o___0
But, yeah, why a gorilla? A Vause in a washing machine sounds better to me :3
So what I’m hearing, @Ranger, is that because Jane Goodall studied gorillas watching porn is an anthropological study.
Challenge accepted.
If watching porn is an anthropological study, then I’ve got enough credits to receive my doctorate any day now.
*psst* “Wookiee” should have two e’s. *quietly fades back into the background*
If you’re going to call it “kissing the Wookie,” the only acceptable noises to be made during the act are that of a Wookie.
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Challenge accepted. My roommate is just gonna have to deal.
Excuse me? I’ve been hooking up with Chewbacca?!
*insert Chewbacca noises here*
i dare someone to defend the use of “pug noshing.”
Ahem.
Shouldn’t you “double dog dare” them?
@ Dash. Virtual high five.
Shooting oysters? Snuggling the kitty? Meet n greet the monkey? What about just calling it diving for bivalves..? You know, some of these seem to refer to uh….furry parts…
Wait, so I’m supposed to be barking at it? Is that effective? Actually, why would anyone even bark at an ape? I’m so confused.
Well, that explains why I used to be so obsessed with that book about cave children when I was a kid. They used to… eat a lot of squirrels.