16 Animal-Related Euphemisms For Cunnilingus

It seems to be a thing of some kind.

  1. barking at the ape
  2. bird washing
  3. gorilla in the washing machine
  4. growling at the badger
  5. munching the bearded clam
  6. clam lapping
  7. clam diving
  8. anything to do with clams, really
  9. pug noshing
  10. smoking the fur
  11. licking the beaver
  12. cleaning the cage out
  13. cleaning the fish tank
  14. monster munching
  15. eating squirrel
  16. kissing the Wookiee

All found in Outbursts!: A Gay and Lesbian Erotic Thesaurus, by A.D. Peterkin, and on cakeandcunnilingus.com.

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18 Comments

  1. 0

    Shooting oysters? Snuggling the kitty? Meet n greet the monkey? What about just calling it diving for bivalves..? You know, some of these seem to refer to uh….furry parts…

  2. 0

    Wait, so I’m supposed to be barking at it? Is that effective? Actually, why would anyone even bark at an ape? I’m so confused.

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