This is a guide for people who like to drink fancypants alcohol in the winter, but don’t actually like to put pants on. (So, probably all of you.)
Got some fireside plans this festive season? Whether it’s hearthrug sex, board games or a lengthy discussion about social justice you are gonna need to get that baby lit.
It’s getting colder and colder by the day, and I cannot help but remember how helplessly sad I was last time around. This time, I’m gonna try to nip it in the bud. Here are some ways to stave off your cold weather blues.
The polar vortex is the reason everyone is suffering through -25 degree weather right now! I assume this means cool people in larger cities are maybe throwing a polar vortex party in which it is most definitely understood that you will sleep over because it’s too cold to leave.
My fingers are so cold it’s hard to type, and I’m wearing two sweaters. Let’s eat snow.
It’s cold. Soup isn’t.
“A galette is not, as it sounds, a type of dance that is performed in pointy leather shoes and some kind of fancy hat. It is a free-form tart!”
Because in the words of my mother, “If you’re bored, it just means you’re not intelligent enough to think of something to do.”
I started feeling cold around the time I started feeling self-conscious.
The last time I was making broccoli cheddar soup, I was drinking a smoked lager and thought, “Why the fuck not?”
This vegan soup will inspire lots of thyme/time puns.
Autumn is over even though I’m loathe to admit it.