It’s the most wonderful time of the year, even at Litchfield Penitentiary.
The Orange is the New Black crew has released the most real Christmas carol of all time, putting a very Litchfield spin on “The 12 Days of Christmas.” I watched this once and it turned into a lot of times and there is no doubt in my mind you will love this non-denominational song full of joy and cheer and also rounded things.
And so, without further ado, I present the Litchfield holiday choir.
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I think I just died
I almost fell on to the floor laughing. I had to stop myself cause I am at work.
And a chicken in the yard
I’m sure that “11 Pipers piping” wasn’t a euphism. Was it Alex?
euphemism. Why can’t we edit our posts?
My holigays are complete.