1. Well that didn’t work.
2. If you’re gonna take a chance, pay attention to the clock ya dumb dumb.
3. It’s the closest moment I’ve ever had to the world stopping. But then again, I just could have been really drunk.
4. Like brain war stuff.
5. She handled the situation totally normally. Meanwhile, I stared at the ground.
6. I know how much lesbians like to talk about their exes so I didn’t ask any follow-up questions.
7. My brother and I have the same amount of forehead wrinkles when we scrunch our faces so I’m worried he might not age gracefully.
8. lol/damn/ouch
9. I did not take into account that [redacted] is a bit of a hot mess.
10. I waited what felt like an hour for a response. It had only been twelve minutes.
11. What in the hot fuck is going on.
12. In summation a SUPER HOT GIRL seemed A LITTLE INTO ME and NOTHING HAPPENED.
13. I guess if I freak the fuck out so much at the prospect of someone reading my journal then I should probably stop doing the things I end up writing about but that seems unattainable at this point in my life.
14. Maybe I am the only person that thinks Alia Shawkat is queer and that shouldn’t make me feel alone but it does?
15. She responded, “I know [winky face] hahaha” so who knows what the fuck that means.
*feature image via PinkFlutteryby
Oh my gosh this is cool. I want to pick random sentences out of my journal without context and make a list. That would be extremely entertaining
I totally understand re #13. Also, I totally want Alia Shawkat to be queer.
this is so excellent.
#12 – so relevant to my life right now!
“I waited what felt like an hour for a response. It had only been twelve minutes.”
this is the truth in all contexts forever
I am here for you re: #14.
My week has been an odd combo of 10, 12 and 15. Re 15, I need it spelled out for me and ideally glowing in bright neon lettering. Agh agh AGH.
If I had a nickel for every time #5 happened to me.
my life story can be summed up by #12
“4. Like brain war stuff” – story of my undergrad years
I love this as a thing. Also I think Alia is queer too! I’m waiting for the day she and Ellen Page recognize they have a more-than-friends love for each other.
12 and a variation of 15 pretty much sum up last month
I approve this message. JOURNALING 4EVER.
#15 is the story of my life most of the time.
God damn I love this post.
This is so beautiful.
Best thing
12. In summation a SUPER HOT GIRL seemed A LITTLE INTO ME and NOTHING HAPPENED.
my life story in a sentence
I love the front page link image you chose, but to be fair anything John Green makes me very happy/angsty depending on context. His books are about as gospel as the Harry Potter books, except with a more diverse cast.
“2. If you’re gonna take a chance, pay attention to the clock ya dumb dumb.”
…crap I need to print this out in XXXXL font and tape it on every wall in my room