YES NO MAYBE: Is That a Drumstick or Are You Just Happy to See Me
As turned off as I am by *gestures wildly* this, I am 100% gonna put my vulva all up in it.
yes no maybe
YES NO MAYBE: Intergalactic Aliens and Magical Dildos
140 FUCKIN’ THRUSTS PER MINUTE
YES NO MAYBE: Pink Lightbulbs and Wine Butt Plugs
“I’m gonna give this one an enthusiastic YES for the sole reason of their weird cow advertising.”