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Glee Episode 520 Recap: The Untitled Glee Season Finale Project

Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.

By Lizz| May 19, 2014 | 8 Comments
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Glee Episodes 518 and 519 Recap: You Need a Back Up Plan for Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks

In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.

By Lizz| May 10, 2014 | 18 Comments
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Glee Episode 517 Recap: Opening Night To Remember Forever-Ever

This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!

By Riese| April 24, 2014 | 14 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 515 Recap: Bash Me In The Belly

The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.

By Riese| April 10, 2014 | 10 Comments
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Glee Episode 514 Recap: New New York, New Levels Of Homoeroticism

This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.

By Riese| April 3, 2014 | 12 Comments
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Glee Episode 513 Recap: New Directions For Lesbos!

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

By Riese| March 27, 2014 | 19 Comments
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Glee Episode 512 Recap: 100 Times Better Than Usual

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

By Riese| March 20, 2014 | 18 Comments
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Glee Episode 511 Recap: The City of Angels and Wine Demons

This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!

By Riese| March 13, 2014 | 11 Comments
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Glee Episode 510 Recap: Trio Of Horror Tower Of Terror

This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.

By Riese| March 7, 2014 | 8 Comments
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Glee Episode 509 Recap: Frenimies Forever!

This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!

By Riese| February 28, 2014 | 17 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 508 Recap: Previously Unaired Christmas Gets A Little Too Much Air

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

By Riese| December 8, 2013 | 23 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 507 Recap: Puppet Masterpiece Theater Should Girl It Up Maybe

This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!

By Riese| November 29, 2013 | 29 Comments
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Glee Episode 506 Recap: Movin’ Out Of F*cks To Give

This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!

By Riese| November 22, 2013 | 31 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.

By Riese| November 17, 2013 | 31 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 504 Recap: Stop Trying To Make “A Gaga or A Katy?” Happen

This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!

By Riese| November 10, 2013 | 22 Comments
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Glee 503 Recap: Quarterback (Emotional Upheaval 100%)

In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode

By Kate| October 13, 2013 | 37 Comments
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Glee 502 Recap: Tina In The Sky With Diamonds And Sapphic Goddesses

This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.

By Riese| October 6, 2013 | 46 Comments
Television

Glee Episode 501 Recap: Love Love Love Gay Love

Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!

By Riese| September 29, 2013 | 45 Comments
Television

Glee Renewed For Two More Seasons, Fuck Me In The Ear

I’d like to thank Teen Jesus, who I have prayed to every night for additional seasons of this occasional hellscape.

By Riese| April 19, 2013 | 67 Comments
Television

Glee Is Probably Returning For Another Season Of Slow Water Torture, Etc.

Glee’s likely to return, much to my chagrin, somebody asked Lea Michele about Faberry, Naya Rivera promises more screen time and Glee stars snag People’s Choice Awards.

By Riese| January 10, 2013 | 48 Comments

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