Because you’ve always wanted to hear Jon Gosselin say the words “I’m not masturbating.”
This week on the show that no one besides me and Stef are talking about, it must be lunchtime at this shoddily constructed preschool of a mansion, because everyone’s throwing tantrums and Farrah’s fibbing to the class. James Deen was not your boyfriend, sweetheart.
This week on a show that makes my own therapist worried about me, Ghost is little more than a thin membrane of double standards, Farrah and orders her dessert before her drinks, and Whitney and Sara float blankly in the corner until they talk about hitting each other because they are “passionate”.
A show about “celebrities” with “relationship problems” being solved by a “professional” team of therapists. Quotation marks intentional.