“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”
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Merry Happy Festival of Things That People Either Believe In or Don’t! Let’s talk some shit out, yeah? a/s/l?
I’m no Martha Stewart, but I make a mean menorah.
No clue what to get the gourmet in your life? We’ve got some ideas.
You may soon find yourself in charge of or surrounded by one or more children. They may even be expecting gifts. This will help.
This annual gigantic gift guide features all our wants, needs and desires. Or some of them, at least.
In which we provide a list of sex-related gifts and would like to know if you’ve ever given or received one yourself and if you liked it, etc.
This is a gift guide for your friend that likes sports or your college-aged brother.
This t-shirt would look really cute on you or really anyone you know. It’s that cute. It will probably sell out so GET ON IT.
When you give the gift of reading, you’re giving two gifts — the book, and the gift of reading that you get from reading the book. Does that make sense?
…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.
Gifts for your ears…and eyes, but mostly your ears.
As someone who has been on the receiving end of terrible Secret Santa gifts for almost a decade, I feel somewhat qualified to offer up some gift ideas and advise you on Secret Santa gift etiquette.
You don’t need lots of money or special ninja skills to make gifts that people will actually really like, for real.
It’s Cyber Monday! I can’t help you with electronics, but here are my best suggests for Books, DVDs, Games and American Apparel Briefs. Get all your shopping done deeply discounted and move on with your life.
It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.
This Black Friday I suggest we all gallantly go out amongst the sobbing mothers and vomiting children and seek our dirt-cheap-deal fortune. This Black Friday, we should all buy ourselves blazers.
Don’t know what to get that nerdy cuddle buddy in time for the holidays? Or need help wink-nudging that bad-gift-getting significant other of yours? I’ve got you covered.
For when you want to put something besides turkey in your mouth on Thanksgiving.