Introducing the Lingerie Basketball League. Their slogan is “where beauty meets the hardwood.” Doesn’t that make you want to puke? If it doesn’t it’s because you didn’t catch the “hardwood” pun the first time.

A fantastic trailer for a book about the dangers of homosexuality, a world map of useless stereotypes, Coronation Street is too gay, and about 15 other stories relevant to your interests.

“But there are ways in which identity does seem to have a part of this story, both the story of what happened that night and the far-reaching story of its aftermath.”

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.

Evangelical Christians, televangelists and other conservative religious leaders have been convicted of rape, sexual misconduct, sexual abuse, sexual harassment, rape as an accomplice, polygamy, infidelity, solicitation of male and female prostitutes, incest, sexual conduct with minors, taking indecent liberties with young boys and … stealing a sex toy from a woman’s home. Yet the ball’s still in their court. Why is that?

If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

Did You See That Comment Friday, Gen-Y Nostalgia, Using One’s Boobs to Get Ahead, Rachel Maddow in Pride Magazine, TR Knight in Entertainment Weekly, Liz Cheney strangely not distancing herself from the Birthers, and an actual reason to use the hash tag #swineflu

Better than flowers.

“Instead of dealing with it, Santana kind of runs from it. And she’ll be running into the arms of…a dude” plus news about South of Nowhere, Exes & Ohs and Jessie J.

This is what it looks like to get all of the backlash and none of the glory for exposing the American government’s dirty laundry.

Meet Green & get the scoop on her AS column “Now What,” where she’ll bring you DIY Culture, crafting, flippin’ sweet interviews, recipes, book reviews, run-on sentences & hyperlinkage out the whazoo!

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.

EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

b.) Did I already miss The View?

Let’s enjoy this fine American moment together as a family, please.

Required listening for Johnny Weir fans. Find out why Johnny can’t relate to Kurt on Glee and get all the dirty details of his sex life via Howard Stern.

Honey you are safe here, this is a girl-girl thing.

What’s your favorite scene from the original Skins? Better decide now ’cause the US version starts TONIGHT, potentially changing everything forever.

Are you (thinking about maybe) changing your life in 2011? Tell us about it.

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