At this point, I’m half-expecting full-on scissoring in the upcoming season finale.

Lynda Carter is here to remind you Wonder Woman is a bisexual icon, Margaret Cho shines in Fire Island, Doctor Strange is coming to Disney Plus, and more!

The film is similar to the Old Hollywood screwball comedies. It celebrates a queer woman by embracing her chaos in a world built on structure.

This week, instead of a regular recap, I thought I’d provide a ranking of the Coterie Party karaoke performances with the not-so-subtle subtext behind their song choices.

Sunita Deshpande and Cameron Esposito play a queer couple in space, but this mostly straight rom-com is too terrestrial to stand out.

Also! Updates on Legacies, Top Chef’s queer cheftestants, Charmed, and Station 19’s yikes storyline!

Plus updates on All American, Noami, and the queer cheftestants on Top Chef!

For anyone addicted to Love Is Blind and found themselves wondering, “wow I wish this was approximately 93% gayer!”

Read the 700-word essay I wrote for a zine in college about queer representation on Glee even though at the time I identified as STRAIGHT.

Midge finally notices what we noticed long ago — Susie’s yet to get a romantic storyline — and thus our plucky heroine takes Susie on a field trip to the lesbian bar.

Hey did you hear that Lady Gaga is thinking about possibly considering maybe ordering the chicken over the fish? No? Because I did! And guess what: ignoring this bullshit is the best possible way I can do my job.

Plus updates on New Amsterdam, 4400, Nancy Drew, and Claws!

Cinema has been in decline post-Mean Girls.

10 years before Ellen, 25 years before Santana (and if you’re keeping track — 35 years from today), Blanche Devereaux launched the joke that just will not die.

Plus updates on S.W.A.T., NCIS: Hawai’i, and Sue Bird’s retirement status.

I’m here to celebrate bisexual jock and Bayside legend Aisha Garcia, who has an enviable wardrobe, a killer sense of humor, and ya damn right — gets the girl.

In which a weekend at Sundance doubles as a girl’s trip, like we’re watching a Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett Smith summer blockbuster.

Sara and Ava try to keep their cool as they lead their team through the wilderness in what could either be the Jurassic period or the 80s.

Sara and Ava try to honeymoon, Zari tries to solve the mysteries of the universe, and Spooner and Astra try to fix human Gideon.

Ava and Sara are off looking for wedding venues so we have to spend the whole episode watching Constantine be… well, Constantine. They can’t all be Thong Songs and Beebo Battles, I guess.