HOW DARE YOU BE SO ON TOP OF THINGS

A girl spends 19 days in rural Tennessee with her girlfriend and her family, takes a million pictures, then tells her whole life story in just under 4,000 words. What’s not to love?

Because there was no way to fit another Halloween into the senior year the Liars have been living for the last five years, we earned an actor retrospective!

An exasperated trans woman and her three narcissistic kids walk into a bar.

“Gayest City”… not so much. But we’re cooler than you think!

This is bad feminism. And we are better for it.

Can we talk about Season 2 of The Fosters? Because I feel like we need to talk about it.

“When I was thirteen years old I began starving myself. I did so, in short, because I wanted so desperately to be thin. And by thin, I mainly meant white.”

I have a historic amount of good gay news for you today, and you won’t wanna miss a thing.

This week on “Faking It,” Laverne Cox has to choose between Karma, Shane, Lauren and Oliver for who will be queen of the castle. Also, Amy really goes the extra mile.

Fox’s biggest hope just might live up to the hype, as long as it lets its queer women of color shine.

Is it really too much to ask for one little movie centered around a female superhero? Or eleven movies centered around them?

This week on “Faking It,” Amy sends Karma on a birthday scavenger hunt that somehow doesn’t lead her to The Planet.

“Almost immediately Linda is convulsing, and getting red in the face, and moaning in a way I’ve never heard a lady moan before. Little short bursts of air. She is making spirit fingers in the way I imagine they are meant to be done.”

They’re from all over the globe kickin’ ass and takin’ names one record at a time. Hear them. See them. Support them!

Talk dirty to me. But not like Jason Derulo, more like Janelle Monae in the Electric Lady Video, ok? Tell me ’bout your summer, baebae.

Due to the fact that Arizona and Callie are stuck with Another Baby as their storyline, liberties were taken to spice up this week’s recap. You’re welcome, America.

Highbrow and lowbrow literature, visualizing characters, an excerpt from “bad Feminist” and more!

This week on “Faking It,” Karma is really mad you guys. LIKE REALLY MAD.

Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.