“I didn’t know that all I wanted was a movie where lesbian Kate Winslet travels back in time for dinosaur adventures until I was misled by this graphic.”

Sara and Ava do a dance, literally and figuratively, while trying to catch a magical creature on the loose.

It’s hard out there for a sexually active lesbo — how do you get the safe sex info you need when you’re afraid of the gyno and lesbians are ignored in sex ed? WELL WE’VE GOT A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. Also; a cartoonist. Really you have to see the cartoons.

Hope you’re feeling nostalgic! You have 48 hours to vote for your favorites!

It’s 2019 and the world is our hot gay oyster! But… how do you actually go about planning a trip to meet the faraway queer of your dreams? 

It’s literally a social science experiment every day and we don’t have any control. That’s how it is with toddlers, I guess…

Plus: What is HTGAWM doing? Is Rosewell gay or what? And updates on All American, Legacies, Siren, Boomerang, Grey’s Anatomy, and more!

One of the most feminist hours of television you’ll probably ever see.

This month, we have some new queer indie love songs! Too late for your V-Day playlists, but still always welcome.

The hot evil parents get hotter and eviler!

Supergirl goes to Gotham and meets the one, the only: Batwoman. And also Kate Kane, what a coincidence!

There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day let’s only think about love.

I had “dressed” myself before driving drunk to my mother’s home. I had taken a shower thinking that water would take away the smell; that putting on leggings instead of leggings-that-I-slept-and-drank-in, would make me look like I was wearing clothes; that if I put on mascara I’d look like I had slept through the night and not spent the whole day drinking.

Time to play some catch-up! Soooo… Xtina and Gaga and gimp suits, oh my! What did you think of the video for “Not Myself Tonight?” We have a better music video with girls kissing in it anyhow. What about Obama’s bit at the White House Correspondents Dinner? Chris Colfer talking to Ellen about Lady Gaga!? Gaga amputation rumors are discussed! We bring you a new artist with portraits of trans people, and probably the best thing Paris Hilton has ever done.

“We call them junderpants.”

The Sinner’s Second Season has a black lesbian lead and a very compelling mystery. Plus updates on: Coronation Street, General Hospital, Younger, The Young and the Restless, and Killjoys!

When the sex we want is criminalized or considered more “perverted” than the sex cisgender heterosexuals are engaging in, a handkerchief in the back pocket is a quiet way to show off our sexual deviancy in a world that doesn’t want to see it.

It’s been established that Straight Women Are Not Okay, and this is just another drop in the ocean.

Plus: Mariah and Tessa have a short-lived reunion on Y&R, The Originals gives us a queer wedding, what’s the damn deal with UnREAL, why has Queen Sugar abandoned Nova’s bisexuality, and more!

Isobel and Cam have made their move to New York City, and while Cam is Shane-ing her way around Brooklyn, Isobel feels more lost than ever.