Listen up, you heathen bookworms! The Picture of Dorian Gray’s uncensored, homogay tendencies have been restored.

Cynthia Erivo at the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones held at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 02, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Chad Salvador/WWD via Getty Images)

Kate McKinnon at the 96th Annual Oscars held at Ovation Hollywood on March 10, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)

US film producer Jonathan Wang (C) accepts the Oscar for Best Picture for “Everything Everywhere All at Once” onstage during the 95th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 12, 2023. (Photo by Patrick T. Fallon / AFP) (Photo by PATRICK T. FALLON/AFP via Getty Images)

Canadian actress Emily Hampshire attends the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 09, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by George Pimentel/Getty Images)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – MARCH 02: Author Fran Lebowitz attends the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter on March 2, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Larry Busacca/VF14/Getty Images for Vanity Fair)

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 27: Abbi Jacobson attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 27, 2022 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – FEBRUARY 22: (EXCLUSIVE ACCESS, SPECIAL RATES APPLY) Natalie Portman, Julianne Moore and Rashida Jones attend the 2015 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 22, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/VF15/WireImage)

A Black queer woman over 50, Oscar nominee, who’s proudly from the Bible Belt, confirming she’s bisexual? On June 1st? Babyyy — we throwing a whole damn Pride parade. Put her name in lights.

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – FEBRUARY 09: Sarah Paulson
and Holland Taylor attend the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 09, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – FEBRUARY 24: Sarah Paulson (L) and Holland Taylor attend the 2019 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 24, 2019 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – MARCH 04: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor attends the 2018 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones – Arrivals at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 4, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Presley Ann/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – MARCH 04: (L-R) Angela Bassett, Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson attend the 2018 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 4, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola/VF18/Getty Images for VF)

Angelina Jolie (wearing Dolce & Gabbana) at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Morton’s in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, CA. 03/25/2001. Photo: Evan Agostini / ImageDirect

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 27: (L-R) Ariana DeBose and Sue Makkoo attend the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 27, 2022 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/VF22/Getty Images for Vanity Fair)

Plus all the queer couples who walked the red carpet at the Academy Awards, your gay faves and their gay moments, and a call to bring Brittney Griner home.

US actress Ariana DeBose accepts the award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for her performance in “West Side Story” onstage during the 94th Oscars at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California on March 27, 2022. (Photo by Robyn Beck / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, UNITED STATES: Actress Angelina Jolie kisses her Oscar at the Academy Awards in Los Angeles 26 March 2000. Jolie won for Best Supporting Actress for her role in “Girl Interupted”. (ELECTRONIC IMAGE) AFP PHOTO/SCOTT NELSON (Photo credit should read Scott Nelson/AFP via Getty Images)

Nick Park Holding His Oscar with Presenter Rosie O’Donnell (Photo by © Steve Starr/CORBIS/Corbis via Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA – FEBRUARY 09: Sarah Paulson (L) and Holland Taylor arrive at the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 09, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images)