My girlfriend took me on her work trip to Oahu, where I ate and beached and learned and museumed and only suffered one major physical injury!

Quvenzhané Wallis has the most popular name in the 24/7 news cycle as of late, which is funny considering just two days ago journalists couldn’t even be bothered to learn how to pronounce it.

Tami Lane is your favorite out makeup artist and she’s nominated for an Academy Award for her work on The Hobbit. Someone gay to root for on Sunday night!

In which we respond to “Gay Men’s Sexism and Women’s Bodies,” an article by a gay man who noticed his peers “curiously comfortable critiquing and touching women’s bodies at whim.”

Will Neil Patrick Harris rap again? Find out here!

In which Spencer makes some confusing sock choices, creepy dolls are revealed to be creepy and I give my final predictions for the season finale.

Lesbians are “bloody brilliant” and we’re going to go back in time with Lindsay Lohan.

And that’s all of us.

Schrag captures the anxiety of queer adolescence, will make your heart break, make you cry.

If you haven’t already heard, WE WON A THING. Several actually…

“Can you just make her seem like a person?”

The Lynch Can Do No Wrong and Modern Family and Mad Men are way better than anything that’s ever happened, ever.

Jess’s Team Pick: Remember searching for subliminal drug messages in The Lion King? This is the gay version.

“The Teen Choice Awards are pretty long, but I’ll do my best to cover the gay/funny/awesome parts.”

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