Days later, I remain astounded by these writing choices and their cruelty.

The good: Eve Rothlo is back, bitches, and she knows everything! The bad: Grey’s Anatomy kills a black queer fan favorite. Plus: Updates on Travelers, the Flash, Emmerdale, Coronation Street, grown-ish, and All American.

In this pick your own adventure style quiz, you get to imagine you’re a hot international spy in pursuit of a hot international assassin. Sound familiar?

We call her Killing Eve.

Killing Eve Season Two

Eve and Villanelle almost kiss

I bet her hair smells so good

Better than them making out let’s be real

In case you missed it, queer artists like Reneé Rapp, Janelle Monáe, and Cardi B really gayed up New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Also, Jodie Foster on True Detective, noted bisexual Kate Siegel on recasting Roderick in The Fall of the House of Usher and more!

So many women who’ve suffered death by television and just-so-happened to also like other women.