A lesbian predator storyline, The Fosters? Really?

Stef and Lena keep not telling their kids that Stef has cancer.

Stef and Lena agree to let Callie go, and Rosie’s got a brand new house.

Jude and Connor pinky hug while Stef and Lena glower at each other.

Remember all the hope I had for Brandon? My hope is Humpty Dumpty and all the kings horses and all the kings lesbians will never put my hope for this character back together again.

Sex toy storage, autostraddling “Clarice” and sideboob. It was a big week in queer.

Catholic Charities Illinois called off their legal fight to continue providing foster care and adoption services for heterosexual couples only. They’d rather just provide adoption services for no one.

A positive and romantic sex scene for a trans teen! Plus, don’t miss all our other TV coverage from the week.

Everyone wants to live in the garage!

Lesbian moms making out in the rain alert!

Lena and Stef chat about some sexy handcuff situations, while Jude and Connor kiss right on the mouth.

Lena and Stef’s gaggle of children make it impossible for them to get their scissor on. Again.

JODIE FOSTER AND ALEXANDRA HEDISON ARE MARRIED.

“They ask Stef and Lena about their vows and Stef says they’re not doing vows and I start to think that Stef doesn’t understand what a wedding is.”

Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes, is perfect.

Also let’s check in with the women of Claws and the smoochy shenanigans on Younger.

Jodie Foster spoke out against Trump at a pre-Oscars rally, Moonlight dominated the Independent Spirit Awards, Ellen gave away her biggest gift(s) ever, Slovenia legalized same-sex marriage, and two gays finally touched lips on the Disney Channel.

Stef has had it, y’all.

Brenna kisses her best friend on Chasing Life, Audrey gets interrogated on Scream, Gretchen continues to be a superhero on Complications, and I Am Cait really is great.

Lena and Stef keep secrets from each other, and it is not good. Worse, though, is Jude and/or Connor gets shot!