Lena makes the very bad decision not to tell Stef that she kissed Monty.

Put the coffee on, homos, because “this gross example of child abuse is a wake-up call that everything about the gay movement isn’t acceptable.”

Stef and Lena celebrate the fourth year of their first year anniversary.

Stef had her surgery and she’s doing just fine!

Stef and Lena go skinny dipping and follow it up with a little bit of scissoring.

The kids all leave the house for one night, so Stef and Lena get down to the serious business of drinking wine and scissoring.

“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”

Out actress Haviland Stillwell on what Jodie Foster’s coming out means to a gay girl who grew up Before Ellen and is now witnessing a rapidly-evolving climate of outness for gays in Hollywood.

Man, they really went all in on making this show a murder-mystery, huh?

It’s the season three finale and Stef’s breast cancer didn’t kill her at all! Not even a little bit!

In one of the best-ever episodes of The Fosters, Stef conquers her fear of the word “butch” and learns to love her whole self.

Lena teaches Stef to twerk, says the phrase “heteronormative thinking,” continues to be flawless.

“Mariana sits at a table alone and takes her fancy plastic lunch container out of dumb paper bag. Why doesn’t she have a reusable lunch bag? What kind of family are these lesbians running?”

Jude decides to learn about gay sex from a dating app, Callie finally graduates, Brandon and Emma keep a bigger secret from Jesus than the one he thinks they’re keeping from him, and Stef goes a little bit bananas.

Welcome back, Stef and Lena, my perfect angel babies.

Stef’s not dying of her cancer. Yet.

Paige McCullers in Santa Boxers is just the right mix of naughty and nice.

Callie and Mariana are back, and there’s a new lesbian in town!

Hey remember when Stef and Lena made out in the rain? Good times. Good memories. Good ol’ days.

Monty tells Lena she didn’t prey on a female student, while the female student continues to insist that she did.