Plus updates on the season finale of Nancy Drew, Top Chef, New Amsterdam, The Bold Type, and.. did y’all see Cynthia Erivo’s gay new music video?

Let’s face it, that’s all that we care about.

Plus it’s finally time for ABC Family’s leztastic Christmas specials!

Welcome to our brand new Friday round-up of all the queer ladies on TV we haven’t already talked about this week. You’ll like it we promise.

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

The good, the bad, the ugly, and the revolutionarily boring queer TV storylines of the year.

Also, M-Chuck befriends a pregnant 12-year-old on Survivor’s Remorse, Bo and Lauren make out some more on Lost Girl, and Carmilla and Laura need to GET IT TOGETHER.

Jane the Virgin, Arrow, and Grey’s Anatomy close out the TV season and ready us for the return of Orange Is the New Black.

The Good Wife’s best character continues to be Kalinda Sharma’s trench coats.

Happy Halloween! Have a brand new lesbian character dressed as a dinosaur!

Valerie and Nic break down all the gay, the goo, and the Earpy in the 90-minute special, Wynonna Earp: Vengeance.

2016 was the best of times and the worst of times. JK, it was the absolute worst of times. A lot of queer women died on TV. But a lot of them kissed and made googly eyes at each other too.

“I truly believe in story, I think the stories we see and the ones we choose to engage with are one of life’s most vital elements, it’s right up there with food and shelter. This has always been true.”

More lesbian sex than lesbian death on TV this week! It’s a 2014 record!

News breaking last week that queer fan favorites One Day at a Time and Wynonna Earp were facing an uphill battle getting another season made has caused our TV team to: a) wail and gnash our teeth, and b) reflect on some of the shows we’ve actually mourned losing.

Plus: Grey’s Anatomy’s 300th episode, keeping up with Annalise and her new potential gal pal, Jessica Szhor plays a lesbian again, there’s some queer women on The Girlfriend Experience, and American Horror Story: Cult marches grimly toward its final episode.

Also: Jen Richards and Angelica Ross join Laverne Cox on Doubt, Queen Sugar keeps getting it right, and Josh sleeps with Maggie’s straight girl on Younger.

Pick-ups and rejects from UpFronts, Sarah Paulson on always having to dye her hair, Tegan & Sara’s once-strained sisterhood, the new Rocky Horror trailer, the new Ghostbusters trailer and so much more!

Plus new trailers for Faking It and Survivor’s Remorse!

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.