Please come and hang out with meeeeeeee as long as you’re not going to mansplain lettuce to me.

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you

A record number of people of color were nominated for acting awards this year, too!

Hot women-only hotels, resorts and cabins to check out in Ohio, New Jersey, Florida, Oregon, Palm Springs, Delaware, Key West and Montana — just be sure to check in before 1998.

You shed your uterine lining every few weeks! Or maybe you suppress that shedding and call it day! Either way, we want to talk about how that’s going.

Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.

Welcome to the first recamp of A-Camp 6.0, in which everybody has a lot to say about the airport, cabins get decorated, campers show up, and opening ceremonies are had.

Brittani Nichols, world-renowned heartthrob, joined me in bed last week! We talked about Suicide Kale, Take My Wife, and I horrified Brittani with ghost stories and tales of oil pulling! Woo!

You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.

“god forbid I delete that flirty note I drafted in 2014 to the hot babe from Alaska with the sexy tattoos inviting them to come visit me on my queer commune in rural Southern Oregon if they so pleased, you know?”

The world can only be described with that upside down smiley face emoji; here are some apps that make like the 20th century Dadaist movement had smartphones.

“I love being gay because I get to call these brilliant and vibrant queers my friends and family.”

This leather key fob is easy to make and is a perfect introduction to working with leather — it can be made in a flash once you’ve got all your tools and supplies together.

NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!

Bless #KenOfCenter, forever and ever amen.

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Hallmark now has an LGBTQ collection including cards to celebrate transition, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden are white men that are acceptable humans I guess okay, Wal-Mart settles landmark lawsuit brought by lesbian employees, a sexy new video from Keeana Kee, and more neat-o skeat-o stuff!

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