Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.

Topics include Cosby sweaters, depression, The Chive, Chloë Sevigny, Gabby Hoffman, PTSD, murder in San Bernardino County, undocumented immigrant activism and moar!

In which we discuss the pros and cons of double-ended dildos at length.

Fortunately, people DO come with a user manual, you just have to verbally speak it into existence.

I want to subtitle this post: Because why the eff not.

A good bartender knows not only how to keep you at that perfect level of tipsy while celebrating, but also when to hand you a drink and let you wallow. Now YOU can be that bartender.

Feedly really shit the bed this week, so let’s give the brand new Digg Reader a try!

“When you’re surrounded by so many queers celebrating queer, you feel normal by default.”

Come hang out with other Autostraddlers in NYC and witness Julie Goldman being hilarious! Discounted tickets! Priority seating!

Cher’s role as Mother To All Queers is good enough reason for every single human being reading this article to sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to some goddamn pop music.

In no particular order, here are some apps I’d like to try this summer. Some of them are like, *brain explodes* THE FUTURE IS NOW.

Summer’s here so I finally get to eat in the daylight. Why not celebrate with my favourite summer offering?

So I inserted it into her and she literally said, the second it happened, “We are never fucking with anything else again.”

Maria and I talked about therapy and the best places to eat in Seattle and we also got sidetracked talking about books and mermaid hair and Dear Sugar and then I died because Cheryl Strayed is my religion. Maria is super awesome, is what I mean.

“Her hair is like another person. Today it’s two braids.”

‘Tis the season to don our gay apparel.

The best of the best of Design*Sponge.

The season premiere of Pretty Little Liars finally answered all of our burning questions! Like which college will Emily and Paige UHaul off to in the fall?!

A recent ruling could finally pave the way for a more thorough redefinition of marriage and family in Germany and it’s on everyone’s favorite topic: taxation.

(After you read this post you will, though.)