Quiz: Which Sapphic Anti-Hero Are You?

When I’m brainstorming quiz ideas, I always try to think of something that’s both fun and timely, like on theme with a big movie coming out, or something silly that’s happening in the wide world of sapphic pop culture, but this week’s quiz I made for my wife because she wanted to take a quiz that included Killing Eve, and — much like Eve and Villanelle — I am powerless to deny the whims of the love of my life. Hey, but I think you’ll like it too!

Quiz: Which Sapphic Anti-Hero Are You?

Pick a cape for your (anti) heroics!(Required)
Choose a lyric from Taylor Swift's "Anti-Hero."(Required)
What's your ideal gay movie night?(Required)
What do you want in your smoothie?(Required)
Which of these mascots do you feel best represents your whole vibe, spiritually?(Required)
What are you writing into r/AmITheAsshole about?(Required)
Okay if you HAD TO wear a costume like an actual hero, what's your color palette?(Required)
What's the name of the cat at the bottom of this question?(Required)

Before you go! Autostraddle runs on the reader support of our AF+ Members. If this article meant something to you today — if it informed you or made you smile or feel seen, will you consider joining AF and supporting the people who make this queer media site possible?

Join AF+!

Heather Hogan

Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.

Heather has written 1718 articles for us.

23 Comments

  1. Delphine! May be time for an Orphan Black rewatch…also that cat has the softest looking belly ever

  2. Harley Quinn 😁 My go-to halloween costume! Thanks for the quiz, made me laugh at the end of a long day (it’s evening where I live)

  3. Eve Polastri, but I’ve never watched the show, lol.
    I’ll take it though 😂

    The cat looks adorable.
    I picked the name Lord Randolph of York

    • I got Anne Lister too! I only watched one or two episodes, under the after-effects of anesthesia, but I’m honored!

  4. Did I consciously tip the scales a bit to make sure I got Marceline? Yes. But I went as her for Halloween this year, and I, too, have a soft spot for sweet, smart femmes who are just a tiny bit vicious! How could I be anyone else?

  5. Look, am I a little overprotective and overeager to use violence to solve my jealousy? Do I have a personal and unique relationship to religion that others might find solipsistic? Do I avoid paying for therapy by kidnapping my therapist?

    I can’t remember where I was going with this, but somehow I got Villanelle and that says more about me than I am comfortable with for an Autostraddle quiz >.>

  6. i just came to say ellie for the new york liberty is eons better than these mascots, justice for ellie! lol

  7. “Sometimes you kill people even though you’re trying really hard not to! Or whatever the emotional equivalent of that is! But you’re capable of using your powers for good and ridding this world of horrible men, too. And you’re not too proud to apologize. (Sorry baby, etc.)”

    As someone watching The Power right now and wishing it was real, YES.

Comments are closed.