Quiz: Which Lesbian Bag Are You?

Well, the cat’s out of the bag: it’s time to figure out what kind of bag you are. You  might be thinking, “I’m not a bag at all! I’m a human being,” and I do love that for you, but at the end of the day, what are human beings if not bags of bones, wondering this earth with our possessions in a bag.

Which Lesbian Bag Are You?

















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Riese

Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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20 Comments

  1. “You are a cheeky worn-out reusable tote bag”. Fair. I do collect them. On my visit to Shibden Hall last week, what did I get at the gift shop to commemorate standing in the hallways and exploring the house that Anne Lister and Ann Walker once roamed? A tote bag.

    • Practical backpack with at least six separate compartments? “You feel safest when you have all of your possessions in immediate proximity. You are always prepared! You are the unsung hero of the whole world honestly”

      Yeah, and it’s gotten me into trouble. Twice I’ve had to surrender multi-tools to TSA at the airport because I forgot I had it in my purse.

      • i also feel safest when i have all my possessions in immediate proximity <3

        (I also did your answers and got the backpack, so maybe the error was a website error and not the quiz? hopefully?)

  2. I feel so seen:
    “you are a worn-out reusable tote bag

    You love to support a cause and subscribe to a thing that needs support, which is like supporting a cause. You are low-key and laid back and also on top of the things that really matter, like you can see clearly into the very marrow of life”

    I have SO many tote bags and I do love my premium tote bags from donations – including my local public radio station and my “Have a Nice Gay” AS tote bag.

    My current fave is a bright green “I heart my park!” tote I got for volunteering at my local park district.

  3. why yes i AM a fanny pack worn as a cross body bag. my entire summer wardrobe revolves around these. i rotate three around based on the occasion. the AS quiz sees right through me as per usual

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