Quiz: Which Animal With Queer Tendencies Are You?

Humans aren’t the only ones who enjoy queer sex and relationships. Take this quiz to find out which queer animal best represents your personality.

Which Animal With Queer Tendencies Are You?

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  1. “Like a bonobo, you’re a pleasure-seeker. You know exactly what you want and have no shame in getting it.”

    Absolutely! First quiz here on AS where there was no hesitation whatsoever which answer I wanted to chose.

  2. I was hoping for penguin but dolphins are cool too!

    “These smart sea mammals are known for performing oral sex on each other with their long snouts (sometimes in same-sex pairings). Like a dolphin, you’re goal-oriented, fiercely intelligent and comfortable hanging with a group or flying solo.”

  3. “These web-footed friends are known to shack up in same-sex pairings. They are mostly monogamous and sometimes mate for life, and queer couples will even adopt and hatch eggs! Like a penguin, you’re deeply devoted to your lover(s) and your community. You put others first!”

    hell yeah go penguins

  4. I’m a snail.

    Well, I do have a very sensitive skin and don’t do well in the full sun.

    It’s the moss I suspect. But I don’t want to be a snail, I want to be a fairy. :(

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