No Filter: Starring Tessa Thompson and Alia Shawkat in the Buddy Road Trip Movie of my Dreams

Your best friend Kristen Stewart is best known for publicly consorting with vampires and werewolves, but it turns out that in her private life she’s been creeping yet further into the social underworld. In a recent Vanity Fair cover story, Stewart was asked whether or not she believes in ghosts, and her response was… classic Stewart, to be honest. Like many paparazzo and Twilight fans, ghosts are constantly trying to check in on Kristen and see what she’s up to,

“I talk to them,” she admits. “If I’m in a weird, small town, making a movie, and I’m in a strange apartment, I will literally be like, ‘No, please, I cannot deal. Anyone else, but it cannot be me.'” This is also how I respond when literally anyone talks to me for literally any reason whatsoever.

“Who knows what ghosts are?” she wonders. “There is an energy that I”m really sensitive to. Not just with ghosts, but with people. People stain rooms all the time.”

People stain rooms all the time.
People stain rooms all the time.
People stain rooms all the time.


HEY HAVE YOU WATCHED A BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW YET????? Brittani has a cameo in it! Also if you actually go back and watch this Words With Girls pilot you can watch me fail miserably at being an extra. Turns out I have no idea how to carry on a silent conversation.


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happy birthday you turtleneck demon

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This is the gayest post King Princess has ever posted.


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🔳🔲🔳

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Stephanie Beatriz is constantly starring in the coolest music video playing inside my head.


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It was a cute one 🌚

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Come for the flowers, stay for the series of escalating dares with Alia Shawkat.


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I just wanna shine 💫

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Did we not just do this exact post with King Princess? Am I making things up?


Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.


WHO are these people who keep commenting on Samira Wiley’s insta to inform her that her character on Orange is the New Black is dead? Explain yourselves.


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Be sure to read the sign.

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These two jabronis got kicked out of the pool for obvious reasons.


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Auntie time

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Before clicking on this picture, I saw the thumbnail and thought, “Wow, this marriage escalated quickly,” but I was mistaken.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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