No Filter: Ellen Page’s Completely Normal-Sized Birthday

Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of celebrity Instagram tabloid madness. This week, my favorite story making the rounds is the widespread speculation regarding Kristen Stewart’s personal body odor situation. As one publication explained,

It’s the crazy love between Kristen Stewart and her new girlfriend. Since she made her coming-out, the young woman is no longer hiding and it’s really fun to see. Today, the former actress of the Twilight saga shares her life with an ultra-famous mannequin. Moreover, for Valentine’s Day, Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell appeared more accomplices than ever . Would she finally find shoes at her feet? Today, it’s a completely different subject related to KStew that makes noise on the Web. Several journalists have pointed out the big fault of Kristen Stewart . Hold yourself well, it would be related to his body odor …

In other news, we’re busy trying to figure out who Celine Dion’s girlfriend is and how we’re supposed to feel about Courtney Stodden’s bisexuality. Until we can solve these great mysteries, let’s delve into Instagram.


When you crush the meal, tho.

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Samira Wiley made a mess and Lea DeLaria isn’t even mad.



Jasika Nicole joined this tough street gang and we are all very proud of her for the successful creation of these pink pants.


Happy Birthday to this Tiny Canadian…We love you ?❤️@Ellenpage

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Samantha Thomas celebrates Ellen Page’s birthday by reminding us how happy and adorable they are. This is a normal-sized chair.


???I ALMOST DIED. Thank you @maccosmetics for the #selenamac collection!! #brooklyn99 #anythingforselenas ???

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Stephanie Beatriz WON THE GODDAMN LOTTERY and I am 100% jealous.


#LOVEME17 @thelovemagazine #burberry @burberry ??

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Stella Maxwell is the one on the right.


Until next time… ❤

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Just Cara Delevingne, doing normal Cara Delevingne stuff.


We are both in love with ?❤️

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Brittani Nichols + Carmen Rios + heart-shaped pizza = my ideal Valentine’s Day.


Anybody wanna makeout tonight?

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Torraine Futurum has us blushing.


Join us next week, when Brittani Nichols, Carmen Rios and the heart-shaped pizza team up to fight crime in greater Los Angeles.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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31 Comments

  1. Ellen Page and her pocket-sizedness give me hope w/r/t not looking like a tiny child if I date a six-footer.

    Also I have at least one gross Kristen Stewart thought a day and today’s is “I still would” even after reading about her apparent B.O. Thoughts about her current gf include: “It doesn’t look like anything to me.”

    • Yeah I did cringe for a second reading about that and then it’s like “I’d learn to deal”…

      Would possibly build her a cedar outdoor bath so I can trick her into bathing. Hey, in this scenario we’re wealthy LA housewives right?

  2. I do. I wanna make out tonight.

    Also, you’ve got to appreciate Stella Maxwell posing in photos where she’s the only blonde so you have a chance at figuring out which one is her.

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