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THIS IS BRILLIANT!!! I mean, BRILLIANT!
OMG THIS WAS SO GOOD I HAD TO RE-READ IT AND COMMENT AGAIN ❤
SO GREAT
This is so great. You continue to outdo yourself, Dickens.
Suspicious blackitivity.
LOL.
This is great.
Very deep, and revealing, and frankly I’m now speechless.
Thanks for this. Excellent as always!
I choked on my cheerios xD
6 years ago this would be a hot take. Now kinda tired, kinda thirsty.