Quiz: What’s Your Fake Lesbian Job?

Ah yes, it’s time for another quiz where I roast you! Perhaps you are currently unemployed or considering a major career pivot or saying to your friends every week that you want to quit your job. Consider this: a fake lesbian job! These jobs are technically unpaid, but they will give your life purpose or at least give you something to incessantly talk about.

What's Your Fake Lesbian Job?

Which of the following are you best at?(Required)

What’s your favorite kind of gossip?(Required)
Which of the following would you be the most likely to bring to a party?(Required)
What’s a skill you already have?(Required)
What’s a skill you’d like to learn?(Required)
What do you like to complain about?(Required)
What scares you?(Required)
What are you obsessed with?(Required)
How would you like to spend a free afternoon?(Required)
You’re visiting a new city. Where’s the first place you’re going?(Required)
What’s your favorite app? Be honest!(Required)
Pick a party to attend:(Required)
What’s a current goal of yours?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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