We have arrived at the fine towns of Lexington and Concord to find Alice and Tasha just wanting to f*ck each other, Paige and Shane having steamy car sex, Bette having emotional reservations, Tina missing her special secret lesbian club, Kit throwing a drink at a nanny-fucking motherfucker, Jenny possessing the hottest property in tinseltown and Helena and Catherine poking her in the front and licking her in the rear at the world-famous CASINO!
![A bouquet of flowers laying next to a small tombstone with the Star of David and "RIP" engraved in it. Subtitles read, "[Gasping]"](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Screenshot-2020-05-13-16.10.45-scaled.jpg?resize=1220%2C763)


![Papi wearing a purple shirt staring wide-eyed at a surfer dude (whose back is to the camera). Subtitles read, "[In surfer voice]: Yeah, fucking bummer, dude."](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Screenshot-2020-05-13-16.22.28-scaled.jpg?resize=1220%2C763)






![Looking through a windshield of a car, where a single foot is sticking up in the air as sexy shenanigans between Shane and Paige carry on inside. Subtitles read, "[Panting and moaning]"](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Screenshot-2020-05-13-17.11.41-scaled.jpg?resize=1220%2C763)


![A dark-haired person in a purple top hugging Helena (wearing a black dress) from behind, about to lick her neck. Subtitles read, "[Man whistles]"](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Screenshot-2020-05-13-17.24.25-scaled.jpg?resize=1220%2C763)








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The amount of hassle it would save if Paige and Kit and the show were allowed to know what bisexuality is
That opening scene with Jenny and Sounder is definitely an homage to Carrie (the movie)–there’s a scene where one of the characters visits Carrie’s grave in a nightmare and her hand reaches up from the grave to grab them. I haven’t seen Carrie in so long though that I can’t remember why that parallel would make sense. It’s probably foreshadowing Tina’s fiancee in Gen Q, lol.
ohhhh i have seen carrie but it was so long ago! this makes sense!
A money on the bed scene is a gross trope and this might be the worst instance of it