This post is, I must admit, a day late but it is not, however, one dollar short. This is because it never had any dollars to begin with. Anyhow! Today we have a wonderful episode to discuss with you, in which we are treated to our first glimpse of Cherie Jaffe’s lingerie and Snoop Dogg’s affection for smoothies!
+ Yo Mama’s Last Supper
+ Kristin’s essay about having a miscarriage
+ The quote I referenced from “TheTalented Mr Ripley”:
Marge: The thing with Dickie… it’s like the sun shines on you, and it’s glorious. And then he forgets you and it’s very, very cold.
Tom: So I’m learning.
Marge: When you have his attention, you feel like you’re the only person in the world, that’s why everybody loves him so much. [bitterly] And that’s just the boys…
+ The Lisa Roundtable
+ We talk about Desert Hearts here
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Can I request a style thief for Jude Law as Dickie in Talented Mr Ripkey? Please?
Monkeys fling poop. That’s what monkeys do
Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe is *definitely* Mommi.
Rosanna Arquette in general is Mommi, tbh, and also probably part of my root. I remember being 5 or 6 years old and watching Desperately Seeking Susan over and over again, just fascinated by both her and Madonna.
PS – How great would a queer remake of that movie be? PRETTY FUCKING GREAT IS THE ANSWER AND I WANT IT.
Also relevant, “Desert Hearts” is out right now on the Criterion Channel if you haven’t seen it yet
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