Thank G-d Conchita Wurst is the champion of Eurovision, because if The Common Linnets had won we’d have had to take away the pride flags.
You’d think that Eurovision couldn’t possibly get any gayer, and you’d be wrong.
Each year in Spring, citizens of Europe take a break from sabotaging the global economy and gather round their TV sets to enjoy the greatest cultural event known to human civilization: Eurovision.
Do you enjoy watching intensely choreographed pop music performed in dozens of languages, occasionally with pyrotechnics and intense nationalism? Well, good news!
For all your kitschy dancefest needs!