Here’s the thing: you’re an actual star walking on this earth. And you’re very, very good with clothes.
Whatever you’re already doing, keep it going. Those dumpsters aren’t going to light themselves.
Honestly, I’m surprised Capricorn isn’t the #1 heartthrob of the zodiac. In fact, PSA: forget the Gemini who broke your heart, everyone. It’s time for #CapricornBae2017.
Honestly, we just need a good old “Fuck You, I Survived 2016” rager to close out this dumpster fire of a year. Let’s come together and celebrate the strength it took to make it this far. Hopefully these horoscopes will help you figure out how you deserve to celebrate this month.
You can wear this GET IT TOGETHER t-shirt on days when you’re Scorpin’ Out.