Hello and happy Sunday friends and nemeses. Yesterday, for no real reason I decided to listen to the audio version of that book that Chip and Joanna Gaines wrote together and I’m here to report that heterosexuals are still, in no way at all, okay. Another thing that happened yesterday is that I was running and then it started raining and then I started sing “feel the rain on YOOOOUR skin!” And then someone was in front of me because I turned a corner and they definitely heard me singing! I ran away! But I was already on a run so it didn’t seem like I was running away out of embarrassment, even though I 100% was.
+ Noname released her new “Song 32” and talked about why it matters to her that she stay an independent artist.
I don’t want my music to be owned by white entities—that’s mainly why I’m independent. I just don’t think we need it if you’re able to mobilize a fan base through grassroots, just playing shows, and social media.
+ Some Queer Eye news about Jess the lesbian hero.
+ Lesbian. Cheesemongers. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.
The queerest cheese is definitely Feta Lesbos, from the island of Lesbos. The Lesbian sheep—yes, this is the real term for sheep from Lesbos—produce a rich four- to 18-month brined feta distributed in the US by Essex Cheese. Lesbos is the only Greek island to hold a PDO [Protected Designation of Origin] for feta, so feel free to eat copious amounts of this cheese with your queer friends knowing these Lesbian sheep are in good hands.
+ Caitlin Kinnunen, the star of new Broadway musical The Prom – about two teenage lesbians trying to go to prom – is dating a woman!
+ Here’s some preparatory reading about camp before the Met Gala next month.
+ It was pouring rain this morning so I made you a playlist for this new YeeHawnaissance we’re having.
Okay, go now! Look at a flower or something! Pet a cat’s belly for just a tiny bit of time! Do at least two things a day that make you feel good because you totally deserve it. Okay bye!!!!