Zero percent of teens with lesbian parents report instances of abuse; probably this means everyone should have two moms, like Riese. Also: You can get married over Skype now, Dan Choi is eloquent on Veterans/Remembrance Day, and meeting Autostraddlers and making friends will make you happy.

Nobody said anything about Harry Potter this week.

“I always thought, if I weren’t a trans man, I’d be a butch lesbian.”

Plus, more queer celebrity news from Instagram.

It might seem ridiculous to you, reader, to hear a man compare queer kink to biological fatherhood, but I’m trepidatiously taking the stand in defense of duality.

In “Digestif”, Melanie Lynskey delivers a monologue I’ll never forget.

Join us for a rewatch this Thursday March 16th and a Premiere Watch-Along Friday March 24th!

Needless to say, I own a few slimes.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve held a silent tradition of closing out each year with a word.

For thirteen warm days in these cold months, let’s hang.

“We’re still trying to make art that surprises people and this feels scary, so I think that that probably means we’re on the right track.”

Just after the overturning of Roe v. Wade, my doctor asks if I’m excited to have another baby.

“It’s funny, much like coming out, I always look back on these moments and think ‘Ah that’s when I should have known I had a problem’.”

The internet wants to know where our gender-neutral clothing is at. Obviously all the queers at Autostraddle have a lot of feelings about this. It’s a mini-roundtable!

The energy Miranda is giving in this scene — and, in fact, in this entire episode — is that little pig named Wallace from the Geico commercials who hangs out of the car window holding a pinwheel and screaming.

By convening with our inner-children as adults, we’re able to establish new holiday traditions to meet our own needs.

Plus updates on the latest installment of American Horror Stories, some 90s Black teen lesbian romance on Raising Kanan, and the season three finale of Charmed!

“She’s Lesbian Jesus. I’m afraid what she’ll level up to.”

Protecting our children from hard conversations about race is actively aiding and abetting white supremacy. We can’t afford to stay complicit.

“Wearing pants? In this economy?”