“Steph is making cheese sandwiches with no condiments of any kind. Lesbian moms are cruel.”

Jodie Foster As Ellie Arroway In “Contact” Based On The Best -Seller By Carl Sagan. (Photo By Getty Images)

Sometimes in long-term relationships, our needs shift and/or our capacity to fulfill someone’s needs shift.

“Let me have the illusion that I am tough and mean please!”

Also, the cast of Are You The One? are still perfect and Mara Wilson finally caved and got Instagram!

Fosters Flashback

Plus Sara Lance is faaaaalling for someone, Star Trek: Discovery gets a little gayer, and Counterpart’s lesbian gets some action.

Gogo Graham, gender-nonconforming and trans fashion designer and Cecilia Gentili, director of public affairs for Gay Men’s Health Crisis. (Photo: Levi Jackson Foster)

Ivy Bottini, founder of the National Organization for Women’s New York chapter and API LGBTQ activist, Tracy Zhao. (Photo: Levi Jackson Foster)

Too many plots, but one good one: Monte and Lena go on a stakeout!

Jesús skateboards around his own imagination while he’s in a coma; yet, somehow, Callie still has the worst luck!

“Back at wrestling practice, Perky Emma of the Ankle Picks offers Jesus a cookie — an organic cookie with no dyes. Maybe she has lesbian moms too.”

“I think Hot Cops from Arrested Development but all ladies but Lena ruins that vision.”

HALF GALLON OF MILK! The Fosters hate the earth.

“He slurs, “It’s a party, Stef. Have some fun.” Geez Mike. Way to get personal. Everyone knows lesbians are no fun.”

Mabel Hampton and Lillian Foster

November 2001, shooting “The Panic Room”

15 Nov 2001, New York, New York, USA — Jodie Foster and co-star Kristen Stuart during thefilm shoot for David Fincher’s ‘Panic Room’ in Central Park. — Image by © ROSS FRANK/CORBIS SYGMA