90 minutes of sweet sweet homogay and psychological angst.

Why are people lying???? on *Jenna Maroney voice* CAM-AH-RAH???????

In the nine months since my last Drag Race recap, drag has become a culture war.

The show’s Halloween episode delivers horror, humor, queerness, and — most importantly — A CALIGULA SIGHTING.

In which a weekend at Sundance doubles as a girl’s trip, like we’re watching a Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett Smith summer blockbuster.

Welcome! to the First L Word Recap Foreplay Session. Remember also when you’re at the edges of your seat that there’s gonna be like an even more exciting Autostraddle experience coming to you starting next week for reals. So you might just want to sit on the floor. I like sitting on the floor, personally.

Alas, the Liars escape from the dollhouse without having a lesbian orgy.

The pAtriArchy is A, just as we suspected.

Stef almost Stefs-up Christmas, but Lena swoops in to save the day.

In which we get a dozen different emotions for the price of one.

This week on Glee, The New Rachel dreamed a dream that Glee was good again and Marley-Kate wrote some songs with Lord Tubbington and Finn missed sociology!

This week was “DIVA” week, which means Santana Lopez was back in full force and none of the new kids really had any lines.

This week on Glee, all the men took their shirts off and all of the women kept their shirts on!

This week on Glee, everybody sang especially loud and Carrie Bradshaw did Lea Michele’s hair!

This week on The Real L Word, everybody is still at Dinah Shore playing golf, making out with each other or talking shit about each other or catching feelings. Who killed Rosie Larsen? This episode won’t answer that question.

In which just about everything happens.

SPOILER ALERT! Nobody kissed a girl.

Jackson is in mourning, Ellie is out for revenge, and Dina has a plan in this week’s episode that finds time for sapphic flirting amid the grief.

Yes, this year’s Rusical is called Wigloose and is set in the 1980s and it’s about a small town that has banned drag.

Vegas + Reality TV Finale + RuPaul = insanity.