“I hate injustice, and also lightning, because of this one time I got struck in the face by lightning.”

Sometimes you need to get outside and remember who you are and who you want to be. These are the sex toys to bring with you.

French fries, Carrie Brownstein, slippers, Very Series People and more comments!

While people were probably trying to figure out how to get it on in the woods, I was reading Habermas in the library. Come internet with me!

If there’s anything y’all love, it’s sex and pure poetry. So obviously, both took center stage at A-Camp. Here’s a selection.

WE HAD A TIME. Now we have to keep talking about it to ease withdrawal symptoms.

Are all camp-related words fun to say? Maybe.

God I hope that all the other Comment Awards are nice to my Comment Awards!

It’s our first-ever live episode, recorded at A-Camp, which means in addition to dishing the dirt on the Dinah Shore Episode, we get to hear from special guests (Be Steadwell, Marni and Laneia) and lots of laughs!!! Also, KAREN GETS A MIC!

Y’all have a lot of feelings about Disney princesses.

As you walk down the street, every blonde, blue-eyed farmer’s daughter (there are so many farmer’s daughters) you see smiles and says “hello!” only to follow up with “don’t go into the woods, there are strange women in the woods” in a hushed voice as they walk past you.

We wanna see you in Wisconsin! Some regular spots have opened up PLUS we’ve also got some VIP Apartments if that’s more your style!

WE MISS YOU AND EVERYTHING

An amazing anonymous donor is giving away a campership WITH TRAVEL to a camper in need, including overseas campers! Get in here and make your dream come true!

“I have a goddess quad of Beyoncé, Misty Copeland, Laverne Cox and Michelle Rodriguez and I devote to thrice daily in the hopes that the patriarchy will finally crumble and fall at their wrath.”

The “We’re not at A-Camp” support group is now in session.

The wait is over! Go directly to A-Camp. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Here are some more pretty people in the outdoors.

This week people need advice on going back to school after a decade, dealing with a breakup when no one knows you’re homosexy, and what it means when she likes you too much.

Here are some pretty people in the outdoors.