In which just about everything happens.

When you really shake Pretty Little Liars down to its core, the storytelling crutch it has leaned on again and again is: pinning a bunch of mysterious nefarious actions on an underdeveloped queer or trans woman and then murdering her.

It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily finally released some of her pent-up rage and Spencer makes the grossest pickle smoothie I’ve ever seen. I wish that was a euphemism.

This week on Pretty Little Liars some casual stalking leads one of our Liars all the way to a lesbian bar! No, for real!

Paige in a vest. Paige being reasonable. Paige getting mad. Paige getting bullied. Paige crying. This week’s Pretty Little Liars was all about Paige. Plus my predictions for the BetrAyal!

This Rosewood-adjacent teen drama knows exactly what it’s about: Teen girls doing slashings, teen girls getting slashed, mysterious notes and threats popping up in unlikely places in unhinged ways, and TWINS.

The one image that stands out to me after all this time — the one that I still, to this day, cannot believe — is during the series finale when all the straight couples were having sex, and, instead of doing that, Emily Fields and Alison DiLaurentis rubbed their bare ankles together.

“I didn’t come out. I fell out on my face.”

Emily meets her girlfriend’s husband, and Hanna dances like she’s possessed by the Holy Ghost.

In which Ali and Emily fantasize about going to Paris together and Spencer finally figures out what’s behind the A-key door.

This week Paige and Emily have a sleepover and Spencer does her very best to spank Mona. You don’t really want to miss this.

The Pretty Little Liars winter premiere is here! Mona comes back to school and Spencer gets all hot and wet.

Talia checks out Emily’s buns, hun.

Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.

There’s a strong possibility that in the afterlife, your straight girl crush could stroke your hair.

This week on Pretty Little Liars, everyone gets wet and/or pissed and/or lied to/about. I’m 95% sure that Sounder is A.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School wraps up with a big reveal and an affirmation of Ash as a perfect boyfriend beyond suspicion and Fatima returns to The Chi for its drama-stacked Friendsgiving episode!

The Liars make it home from A’s dollhouse in one piece, kind of.

Tali and Emily take their relationship to the next level of honesty, while Mike takes all the Liars’ blood and sells it on the black market.