For my birthday, I wanna give gifts to other humans: specifically, Team Autostraddle. If you donate, you’ll be giving me the best birthday ever, and I’m willing to bake you cookies or even raffle off an A-Camp campership and more!

Autostraddle is on a boat! This post will be your guide to all the lesbian action. Check back all week, we’ll be updating a lot!

Our weekly tribute to how funny and smart all you commenters are! (Except the anti-equality gang from Election Day, no treats for you, go eat some shellfish.)

Nothing is more awkward that coming out to your friends’ parents or your parents’ friends. This week on Pretty Little Liars Emily handles it like a champ.

Flawed attempts to make the internet a safe space could be compromising actual safe spaces with an indiscriminate default-on porn filter.

This month’s edition is all about chick bands – badass women who play their own guitars, program their own beats and hit their own things with their very own sticks.

Autostraddle looks at the best costumes ever, with inspiration from queers and their friends — Buffy, Lindsay Lohan, Carlytron & Robin, Ellen DeGeneres, My So-Called Life, The L Word and more!

Lindsay Lohan is sick of people lying saying what they want about her! Also, wtf is up with the music on GLEE, why does it sound so … WEIRD? Wanna be on MTV? Several upcoming True Lifes want you right back. Also; an unearthed sexy lesbian photoshoot & a lezzie on Flash Forward.

Carly directed a music video, Janelle Monae is still a queen in the future, Ender’s Game gets the Blockbuster treatment, and a new web series featuring gay siblings party together this week.

Enter our Exclusive Cruise Giveaway Contest and you could be cruising with Hot Celesbians & Autostraddle to the Caribbean courtesy of SWEET, “The Future of Lesbian Travel.” You gotta be in it to win it, y’all! Also, our weekly comment awards of the week!

A photo diary of Najva’s SXSW experience, in which she did (almost) everything wrong and still had a great time.

Bevin, AKA the sexy and talented Queer Fat Femme, is here to bring you the lowdown on plus size panties for all you grrrls and bois.

As a trans* chick with not much going on “downstairs” I’m intrigued with using strapons instead of my actual bits, just not sure how best approach it. Can anyone recommend harnesses with a little extra room in the crotch that won’t break the bank?

Monday was an awesome day on Autostraddle. Now it’s Tuesday and we have THE TOP TEN AUTOSTRADDLERS OF ALL TIME, plus other incoherent ramblings regarding Los Angeles.

NSFW.

Perhaps you have overlooked some of the many beautiful amazing posts we churned out this year.

This video party has another music video relevant to your interests, George Takei, and some sexy book reading. Merry Days After Christmas.

Lindsay Lohan just wants you to leave her alone

If melancholy-tinged pulsing electronic rock is your thing, this may just be the band for you.

Over 3,000 of y’all let us know who you are and what you want, so now it’s our turn to tell you who you are and what you want. With infographics!