No Filter: Janelle Monáe Does SoulCycle So I Guess We All Do SoulCycle Now

Lo, another week has come and gone. But Instagram is forever.


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Gey

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Amandla is writing their own No Filter captions now I guess.


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Yes. I am taking selfies on the bathroom floor… again

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This week’s Teddy Geiger Thirst Trap Award goes to… Teddy Geiger.


Pictured here is Stephanie Beatriz making great strides towards becoming my best friend.


Does King Princess strive to out-gay herself every single week or does it just happen this way?


I would like to stress that Malcolm is an excellent gender-neutral name, and since my brother didn’t use this excellent idea for my niece, I’d also like to submit that Chewbacca is as well.


HAYLEY KIYOKO’S DAD!


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Is Sara Dinkin wearing a fancy robe or is she ready for the boardroom? I don’t understand this outfit. I won’t respond to it.


Confidential Memo to All Autostraddle Employees Who Live in Los Angeles: if you were in Janelle Monáe’s SoulCycle class and did not report to me IMMEDIATELY, we are no longer friends. Also, you all go to the SoulCycle in West Hollywood now. I don’t make the rules.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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  1. Stef! I meant to send you this the other day but I forgot. I caught ERWB’s Instastory of her watching the “Cool Rider” scene from Grease 2, with the caption “Thank You” with hearts and #michellepfeiffer. I even took a screen shot of it but I don’t know how to post it! I just felt so validated that ERWB & I share this root, tbh.

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