EXCUSE ME, Did Kristen Stewart Get A New Girlfriend While We Weren’t Looking?

Every afternoon, Kristen Stewart crumples herself out of bed, throws on a crop top and some sunglasses, scowls into the mirror and wanders out to the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, where she and her girlfriend Stella Maxwell walk up Hillhurst and down Vermont until the paparazzi take pictures of them. At least, that’s what I was under the impression she’d been doing all this time! My friends, it seems that while we were otherwise engaged, Kristen and Stella have quietly broken up and now Kristen is walking around holding hands with this lady! I guess!!!

Stella and Kristen haven’t been seen together since around October, and rumors have swirled for weeks now that the two may have split. In the meantime, internet sleuths have identified Kristen’s mystery redhead as Sara Dinkin, a Los Angeles-based “style visionary and artistic influencer,” which sounds about right. Although she has been blonde for some time, Dinkin appears to currently be a redhead and once wore the above-pictured red sunglasses:

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The two have been seen canoodling in Los Feliz, carrying takeout, holding hands, allegedly kissing and most importantly carrying to-go juices around. These are all of Kristen Stewart’s favorite things, so at this early stage I am going to bless this union. A source told E! News that Kristen kissed her after they ate breakfast. A source also told us that these guys were spotted at a Los Feliz-based butcher shop on Wednesday, which seems romantic! I am buckled in and ready to take this ride with you, Kristen.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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9 Comments

  1. Stef, this sentence:

    “In the meantime, internet sleuths have identified Kristen’s mystery redhead as Sara Dinkin, a Los Angeles-based “style visionary and artistic influencer,” which sounds about right. ”

    *chef’s kiss*

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