Welcome back to “So You Want To…” the monthly fashion column dedicated to vibes, whims and general fun! This month, the vibe is summertime! Well, to be specific, bathing suits! It’s early June, and for those of us looking forward to the long, lazy months of summer ahead, it is absolutely time to get involved with some poolside slash oceanside slash lakeside swimming wear!
As a former swimmer (butterfly, yes, very impressive and no, I have not even attempted it in at least a decade) and human woman with no less than five ocean themed tattoos, I take bathing suits very seriously! While I do think there is a place and time for a fabulous suit that is held together with nothing more than a a few strings and a wish, I personally have no time for a suit that cannot hold up to hours of frolicking in the ocean. So behold a bunch of suits that have the structural integrity to stand up to some serious wave action and that are absolutely gonna keep you looking fresh and stylish!
One Pieces
![Photo 1: A woman with long brown hair smiles while wearing a black one piece swimsuit with a cutout at the stomach. Photo 2: A white masculine of center person wears a sailor cap and a red and white striped swim tank and red swim shorts. Photo 3: A Black woman wears a green and white patterned asymmetrical one piece swimsuit with cutouts on the side. Photo 4: A white woman with long brown hair wears a floral patterned one piece swimsuit.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/AS_SYWT-Swim-One-Piece-.jpg?w=1000&resize=1000%2C600)
1. Old Navy: Cutout One Piece ($40) // 2. Beefcake: The Dream Boat ($99) // 3. Aerie: Cut Out Tie Asymmetrical One Piece ($45) // 4. Modcloth: Cut Out Tie Asymmetrical ($70)
Perhaps due to my former swimmer lifestyle, it took me a minute to be able to see one piece bathing suits as anything other than utilitarian suits designed for the least amount of drag and guaranteed to leave me with a year round circle tanline on my back. But one piece swimsuits are cute as hell these days! I thought the cut out trend would move on, but it seems as though that lewk is certainly here to stay! And peep this super cute 1920s style one from Beefcake swimwear!
Bikinis
![Queer Swimwear 2022: Photo 1: A Black woman wears a rainbow striped bikini. Photo 2: A Black woman wears a pink, white, and maroon floral patterned tankini. Photo 3: A white woman wears a burnt orange compression top. Photo 4: A white woman wears a tan and white floral bikini.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/AS_SYWT-Bikini-.jpg?w=1000&resize=1000%2C600)
1. Modcloth: The Ali Bikini Top ($55) // 2. Athleta: Conscious Crop Bikini Top // 3. J. Crew: Active Long Line Swim Top ($75) // 4. Aerie: Crossover Triangle Bikini Top ($20)
Here’s the thing about bikinis — the mix and match possibilities are so much fun to play with! It’s quite rare that I think about them as a matching set, and instead I make sure I have a couple of neutral bottoms (tag yourself) that will go with whatever color vibe strikes my fancy that year. For those who want a more compression type top, this crop top from Athleta has great reviews for both comfort and support!
Trunks
![Photo 1: A Black woman wears a gray tank and dark blue swim shorts. Photo 2: Tomboyx octopus patterned swim trunks. Photo 3: Flamingo printed swim trunks. Photo 4: White and blue striped swim trunks.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/AS_-SYWT-Swim-Trunks-.png?w=1000&resize=1000%2C600)
1. Universal Standard: Sunny Swim Shorts ($64) // 2. TomboyX: Trunks – Rainbow Leopard ($25) // 3. Old Navy: Printed Swim Trunks ($22) // 4. Outplay: Choroni Boardshorts ($41)
Who would the dyke population be without the chance to rock a bikini top with a banging pair of trunks? Confession, I fully believe that all swim trunks should be like, just a bit short of garish. Sure, you can get a basic black or navy, but these are for summer fun! Let your freak flag fly! Look at these almost scary octopus ones, they simply whip and I won’t hear another word on the subject!
Cover-Ups
![Queer Swimwear 2022: Photo 1: A Black woman wears a pink bikini and a colorblocked chiffon coverup. Photo 2: A Black woman wears a knit tank and a white and seafoam striped buttondown shirt over it. Photo 3: A tan hoodie. Photo 4: An orange and white tie-dye swim coverup dress.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/AS_SYWT-Cover-Ups-.png?w=1000&resize=1000%2C600)
1. Bsubseach: Chiffon Beach Bikini Cover Up ($25) // 2. Aerie: Long Sleeve Dad Shirt ($31) // 3. Old Navy: Oversized Raw-Hem Pullover Hoodie ($40) // 4. Aerie: Midi Slip Cover Up ($50)
It wouldn’t be a bathing suit round up without a dedicated cover-up moment! You need something to toss on for a quick saunter to the beach bar, or something to keep you from getting too chilled as the sun starts to set! I am always on the look out for ones that have pockets, because there is something so perfectly summery about handing a teen at the poolside snack shack a damp ten for some chicken fingers. And can you ever go wrong with a a raw hemmed summer hoodie? I submit that you cannot!
I agree that all swim shorts should be abrasive yet iconic
As someone who gets gender euphoria from the bikini/trunks combination, another possible source for colorful trunks is Diop. I’m a little sad that they seem to have pulled back on the explicitly gender-neutral marketing that they had when I bought my pair. (They used to include images of a mix of genders wearing the trunks the same way that they currently have for some of the tops and for the pajama sets—now the images for the trunks are almost all the same male model.) But I’ve really liked my pair (comfy fit and pockets!) and fwiw they’re currently on sale.
I’ve been looking for a plus size athletic one-piece bathing suit this season and I haven’t been able to find what I want! Old Navy and Aerie are too far on the side of fashion and don’t keep me secure for serious swimming. If anyone has any other ideas, let me know…
https://www.sportsdirect.com/slazenger-boyleg-swimsuit-ladies-354743 These are my favourite – cheap and cheerful – but not sure if they exist where you are/if the postage would cancel out the cheapness of the suit
I regret to inform y’all that the “trunks” part of the TomboyX octopus underwear just refers to the cut of the undies; they are not marketed as swimwear. They do have a swim line that includes a tropical monstera print tho!
https://tomboyx.com/collections/swim
(but if you want to swim in boxers, you do you!)